NO enemies ..for laughs!

  All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady! Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, ' How many of you have forgiven your enemies? ' 80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady. 'Mrs.

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January 21, 2013 2:55 pm
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The Ant and so called Modern work culture….

      THE ANT     Every day, a small ant arrives  at work very early and starts work immediately.   She produces  a lot and she was happy.   The Chief, a lion, was surprised  to see that the ant was working without supervision.   He thought if the ant can produce so 

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HORSES ASSES AND US

        Railroad tracks. The  US  standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number.   Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they built them in England, and English expatriates designed the  US  railroads.     Why did the English build them

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January 21, 2013 3:29 am
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FLY IN THE TOILET……………………..!

A Fly in the Toilet…      When I went to the men's room in the   Schiphol Airport when we got to Amsterdam , I saw the fly and didn't think much about it.? Now I know why it was there!             Who says you can't potty train a man?    

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January 20, 2013 9:38 am
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Wise advice to America from an American…………

The Plan! ?     Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says I love  New York '  You gotta love Robin Williams.. even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams'

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January 20, 2013 4:45 am
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

  Smart man + smart woman = romance    Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy       OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee =

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January 20, 2013 3:19 am
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Awards for stupidity

2010 DARWIN AWARDS 8th Place In Detroit , a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys. 7th Place A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who "totally zoned when he ran", accidentally, jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on

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January 20, 2013 3:17 am
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What women want

  What do women want . . . . . . ? A story.  . . . . . . .    Young King Arthur was ambushed and  imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom. The monarch could have  killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered  him

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January 16, 2013 2:19 am
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Lateral thinking power…Very Cool

Check out your lateral thinking power! The first 4 images are the questions and the last four the answers.Please do not look at the answers first, these are really good, try it out!                     ANSWERS   * The last one took the basket with the egg

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January 15, 2013 4:06 pm
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This Is One Great Picture In 1918………wow!

    Base to Shoulder: 150 feet; Right Arm: 340 feet; Widest part of arm  holding torch: 12 1/2 feet; Right thumb: 35 feet; Thickest part of body: 29  feet; Left hand length: 30 feet; Face: 60 feet; Nose: 21 feet; Longest spike of  head piece: 70 feet; Torch and flame combined: 980 feet; Number of men in  flame of torch: 12,000; Number of men in

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January 15, 2013 3:19 pm
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IT TOOK ME YEARS TO LEARN ………………

  IT TOOK ME YEARS TO LEARN…………..  1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on  the same night.  2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has  not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would  be "meetings,"  3. There

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January 15, 2013 3:04 pm
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An old age village….!

  When the husband finally died, his wife put the death notice in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. No sooner were the papers delivered when a friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, 'You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea.' Replied the widow, 'I nursed him

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January 15, 2013 2:34 pm
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Competition in Insurance!

  Four insurance companies were in competition.     One comes up with the slogan- "Coverage from the cradle to the grave".     The Second one tries to improve on that with- "Coverage from the womb to the tomb".     Not to be outdone, the third one comes up with- "From the sperm

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January 15, 2013 5:45 am
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Just when you think you’ve seen it all!!

     

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January 15, 2013 4:03 am
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A management Lesson!

  There's an old  sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told  the first mate that his men smelled bad.   The Captain  suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear  occasionally. The first mate  responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately! "   The

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January 15, 2013 3:42 am
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Brilliant stuff!

         

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January 15, 2013 3:23 am
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BEAUTIFUL EXPLANATION OF DEATH

  ~DEATH~ WHAT A WONDERFUL WAY TO EXPLAIN IT .   A sick man turned to his doctor as he was preparing to Leave the examination room and said, Doctor, I am afraid to die. Tell me what lies on the other side.' Very quietly, the doctor said, 'I don't know.' 'You don't know? You're,

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January 14, 2013 3:05 pm
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Why it rains Elsewhere and not in the Gulf ?(For Laughs!)

                                    GULF        <  

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January 14, 2013 9:56 am
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DILEMMA OF A COMMANDING OFFICER For the Military guys!

DILEMMA OF A COMMANDING OFFICER   IF he has just taken over command,  he will take some time to know the unit. ——— IF he has commanded the unit for long,  its time for change. ———- IF his previous assignment was a staff/instructor, he has been away from troops for long. ——– IF he has

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January 14, 2013 4:08 am
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How the Jews got the ten commandments!!!!

  God went to the Arabs and said, 'I  have Commandments for you that will make your lives  better.'    The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?  Can you give us an example?'  God said, 'For example  ………. Thou shall not kill.' The Arabs were shocked,  'What? Not kill? No way! Killing and massacring innocent people

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January 12, 2013 3:10 pm
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Good Interview Questions and Great Answers

Below are the Interview Questions, which were asked in HR Round….. No one will GET second chance to impress…. Very very Impressive Questions and Answers….. … Question 1: You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, it's raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see three

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January 12, 2013 9:05 am
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A good one!

    A GOOD ONE!

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January 12, 2013 4:01 am
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Homemade B-29

This aircraft runs on four chainsaw engines. Be sure to watch this!! You can just imagine how much time, effort, skill and money these guys have put into this thing.  Click on the site below, enlarge to full screen and turn on the sound: http://users.skynet.be/fa926657/files/B29.wmv  

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January 12, 2013 3:31 am
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BIRD WATCHERS:FOR YOU

  The 20 Most Brilliantly Colored Birds in the World   Birds are the only animals with feathers. All have feathers and most birds can fly. It is the possession f feathers, not the ability to fly, that distinguishes birds from other animals. There are about 10,000 species of birds from all over the world.

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January 11, 2013 4:47 pm
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Valuable Anger management Lesson

Sometimes when you are angry with someone, It helps to sit down, take a moment to cool off, take a slow deep breath and think about the problem.          

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January 11, 2013 3:58 pm
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Engineer vs Manager

    A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted, 'Excuse me sir, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am.'   The

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January 11, 2013 1:11 pm
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Perfect Reflections – beautiful Photos

 

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January 11, 2013 9:33 am
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*Zen of Consumer Guidance Labels*

1. On a blanket from Taiwan - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO. 2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists – REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU. 3. On a Taiwanese shampoo – USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE. 4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk

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January 11, 2013 8:12 am
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Dog – The Teacher!

  GREAT ADVICE!   If a dog was the teacher you would learn stuff like: When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy. When it's in your

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January 11, 2013 4:25 am
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An Old Guy And A Bucket Of Shrimp

  An Old Guy And A Bucket Of Shrimp.It happened every Friday evening, almost without fail, when the sun resembled a giant orange and was starting to dip into the blue ocean. Old Ed came strolling along the beach to his favorite pier.. Clutched in his bony hand was a bucket of shrimp. Ed walks

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January 11, 2013 4:07 am
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The Government’s new logo!

I guess it applies all over the world!              

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BOTTOM Of A MiG15′s Loop

CALL ME MR. LUCKY     “ The tail strike probably occurred  during at a 1990 airshow in  Harrison, Arkansas.  Kelly, who was a technician for the FAA and somewhat of a camera buff, was tracking this guy flying a MiG-15 with his camera.   The pilot had just completed a loop and misjudged his pull-out.  Everyone

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January 8, 2013 4:05 pm
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Bran – you will like this one!

  The couple were 85 years old, and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies.   Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last

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The Great’s Last 3 Wishes

    ALEXANDER – The Great's Last 3 Wishes    Alexander, after conquering many kingdoms, was returning home. On the way, he fell ill and it took him to his death bed. With death staring him in his face, Alexander realized how his conquests,his great army, his sharp sword and all his wealth were of

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January 8, 2013 7:34 am
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At Last !!!

  "And thus, dear students, we have arrived at the formula for understanding women".    

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January 5, 2013 3:58 pm
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The Crocodile Whisperer

Rather than trying to tame wild stallions, fearless Costa Rican fisherman Chito prefers a playful wrestle in the water with his best pal Pocho – a deadly 17ft crocodile.                The 52-year-old daredevil draws gasps of amazement from onlookers by wading chest-deep into the water, then whistling for his 980lb buddy –

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January 5, 2013 2:29 am
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Retirement At 65…….

Retirement At 65   Upon reaching 65, Bob decided to retire.  After having him under foot for a few months, his wife became very agitated with him.  She suggested he go and do something to occupy his time, like join a club or get a hobby.  Bob obliged and went out for a couple of

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January 5, 2013 1:55 am
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Key to happiness…

  “When I was a little  girl, my mom liked to make breakfast food for dinner every now and then. And I  remember one night in particular when she had made breakfast after a long,  hard day at work. On that evening so long ago, my mom placed a plate of eggs,  sausage, and extremely

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January 5, 2013 1:44 am
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HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013

  WISH YOU ALL A VERY HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR 2013 LOVE MAILMAN AND TEAM

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Leather Dress..ever wondered?

      Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally???     Ever wonder why?   It's because she smells like a new golf bag!    

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January 4, 2013 8:51 am
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