Creative Ads

        Tangled phone lines are a common sight on the streets of Bangkok, so Procter & Gamble decided to take advantage of how they resembled long strands of tangled hair. To promote P&G's line of Rejoice conditioners, a large green comb was placed on the telephone lines, reading: "Tangles? Switch to Rejoice Conditioners."   

Details

I am glad I found this!

  I'M SO GLAD I FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS!     The correct way to weigh yourself: I can't believe I was doing it wrong all these years!          

Details
Author:
mailman
Categories:
Humour

The CURTAIN RODS ….Very Funny

     CURTAIN  RODS—-PRICELESS    She spent  the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and  suitcases.   On the  second day, she had the movers come and collect her  things ..  On the  third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room  table by candle-light, put on some soft background

Details

“No Space, Leave the Place.”

  Interesting and very important !!! Mirror or a 2-Way Glass?   2 – WAY GLASS  IMAGE MIRROR  IMAGE   How can you tell when you are in a room, restroom, motel etc. with a mirror or a 2-way glass? Here's how: I thought it was quite interesting!  And I know in about 30 seconds

Details
Author:
mailman
Categories:
Miscellaneous

Some freaky musings…

1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!   2. Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.  Think about it.   3. Beauty isn't

Details
Author:
mailman
Categories:
Miscellaneous, Trivia

Very Moving!!

Eight-time Grand Slam singles champion Andre Agassi was inducted into the International Tennis Hall Of Fame on Saturday in Newport, Rhode Island. Here is the full transcript of his speech:       I've stood at this podium twice before. Once was to introduce my beautiful wife, Stephanie Graf. I was so much more comfortable that day

Details
Author:
mailman
Categories:
Inspirational

NEW SAFER TOYOTA…………

                           

Details
Author:
mailman
Categories:
Humour, Images

I OWE MY MOTHER……..

  1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .  "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."    2. My mother taught me RELIGION…  "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."    3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .  "If you don't straighten up, I'm

Details
Author:
mailman
Categories:
Miscellaneous, Trivia

SHE IS GOING TO KILL ME !! Have Fun!

        Tomasz moved from Poland to the UK and married and Englishwoman. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along reasonably well.     One day, he rushes to a lawyer’s office and asks if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would

Details
Author:
mailman
Categories:
Humour

THE BROKEN LAWN MOWER!! For Laughs!

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"   And that's how the fight started…..        

Details
Author:
mailman
Categories:
Humour

India that is a Marvel

  Shekhar Kapur -A Blackberry addict discovers grassroots enterprise in India   A greater ‘hole in the wall’ you cannot imagine.    A small fading sign on the top saying “Cellphoon Reapars” barely visible through the street vendors crowding the Juhu Market in Mumbai.   On my way to buy a new Blackberry, my innate

Details

GOLDEN WORDS

      Before you think of saying an unkind word  Think of someone who can't speak   Before you complain about the of your food Think of someone who has nothing to eat   Before you complain about your Partner  Think of Those who's crying for a companion   Today before you complain about life

Details
Author:
mailman
Categories:
Inspirational

Lovely Insults!

                                       

Details
Author:
mailman
Categories:
Humour, Naughty Ones

National Park

This park was gazetted as a national park in 1890. It is world famous for its rugged terrain, waterfall and century-old pine trees. It covers 1200 sq km and the "fire" waterfall of El Capitan is one of the most spectacular of all scenery.   The spectacular view of the waterfall is created by the reflection

Details
Author:
mailman
Categories:
Images

The Secrets of Thin People

  The Secrets of Thin People How they get there, how they stay there. Thin people favor bulky foods. Barbara Rolls, a professor of nutrition at Pennsylvania State University, has done extensive research on “calorie density,” or the ratio of calories to the weight of food.She says, foods with a high water content―fruits, vegetables, water-based

Details

St. Valentine’s Story

  Let me introduce myself. My name is Valentine.    I lived in Rome during the third century. That was long, long ago! At that time, Rome was ruled by an emperor named Claudius. I didn't like Emperor Claudius, and I wasn't the only one! A lot of people shared my feelings.   Claudius wanted

Details
Author:
mailman
Categories:
Story Time!, Trivia

The Golden Horn Beach-Zlatni Rat, Croatia

  The Golden Horn, also called Zlatni Rat, is the most spectacular of Croatia's beaches. This vast, golden pebble beach, almost 580 yards long, juts out into the water like a white tongue stretched into the sea. The tip of the beach changes shape and position, depending on the wind. Surrounded by pine wood and

Details
Author:
mailman
Categories:
Images, Miscellaneous

DIFFICULT QUESTIONS,INTELLIGENT ANSWERS!

    DIFFICULT QUESTIONS AND INTELLIGENT ANSWERS!     Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor? Without cracking it? A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!   Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how Long would it take four men to build it?

Details
Author:
mailman
Categories:
Humour, Trivia

Medical Humor !!

  1. A man comes into the ER and yells . . .' My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.' I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear.      Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs – – -

Details
Author:
mailman
Categories:
Humour, Miscellaneous

Women explained by Engineers! Don’t take it seriously!

  WOMEN AS EXPLAINED BY ENGINEERS   Part I Part II Part III Part IV Part V And Finally! Have you ever wondered how a woman's brain works? Well….it's finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration:                             B Every one of those

Details
Author:
mailman
Categories:
Humour, Trivia

The Polish Divorce (For Laughs!)

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.    One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.    The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on

Details
Author:
mailman
Categories:
Humour

New Products..!

Hotel offers free meal to guests who are willing to generate electricity        The Crown Plaza Hotel in Copenhagen , Denmark , is offering a free meal to any guest who is able to produce electricity for the hotel on an exercise bike attached to a generator. Guests will have to produce at

Details
Author:
mailman
Categories:
Facts & Info, Images, Trivia

Balancing -JUST AMAZING …..!!!!

  Just Amazing!!!!!          

Details
Author:
mailman
Categories:
Images

With Age!

I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, and my loving family for less grey hair or a flatter belly.  As I've aged, I've become kinder to myself, and less critical of myself. I've become my own friend.   I don't chide myself for eating that extra cookie, or for not making my

Details

Ways to Get Mentally Tough!

  Ways to Get Mentally Tough     1. When you face a setback, think of it as a defining moment that will lead to a future accomplishment.       2. When you encounter adversity, remember, the best don't just face adversity; they embrace it, knowing it's not a dead end but a detour

Details

Chemical analysis of Women! For Laughs!!

    Finally – an explanation of Woman that makes sense to a man!   Element: Woman Symbol: WO+ Discoverer: Adam Edenwarden Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg, isotopes vary from 40 – 200 kg Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: 1. Surface usually covered with thin film of make-up. 2. Boils

Details
Author:
mailman
Categories:
Humour

The Delayed Flight

         This past week I was on a four and a half hour,  non-stop flight from Seattle , Washington , to Atlanta , Georgia .  In all my  years of  traveling, I have learned that each time a plane has the  opportunity to stop, there is potential for unexpected challenges.    

Details
Published on:
February 6, 2013 4:54 pm
Author:
mailman
Categories:
Miscellaneous, Story Time!

Happy Men! For a laugh!

    WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED 
? 

   Men Are Just Happier People–   Your last name stays put.   The garage is all yours.   Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.    You can never be pregnant.   Car mechanics tell you the truth.   The world

Details
Published on:
February 6, 2013 1:04 pm
Author:
mailman
Categories:
Humour, Miscellaneous, Trivia

Daddy’s Poem

Daddy's Poem   Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go.     But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home Why the kids might not understand, if she went to

Details

15 GREAT THOUGHTS BY CHANAKYA

  1) "Learn from the mistakes of others… you can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!!"   2)"A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and Honest people are screwed first."       3)"Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous."    

Details
Published on:
February 1, 2013 3:07 am
Author:
mailman
Categories:
Miscellaneous, Trivia

Honeymoon tale ……

A Honeymoon tale ……   [ please excuse me for using  4 letter language in the following story ... I would have deleted them, but the story wouldn't be the same without  them....]   A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called up her mother.

Details
Published on:
January 26, 2013 4:22 pm
Author:
mailman
Categories:
Humour, Naughty Ones

Indian Niagara

Indian Niagara   Beautiful !!   I don't know how many Indians are aware of this place…….. maybe some Keralites are.  Now some more of you are and if you send this to some of your friends, more people will know that there is something so beautiful right here in India.  This breath taking natural picturesque splendor located

Details
Published on:
January 26, 2013 2:02 pm
Author:
mailman
Categories:
Images, Miscellaneous

Letter by 98 year old lady to her bank…!

A SENIOR MOMENT – I HOPE I HAVE THEM LIKE THIS A 98 year old woman in the UK wrote this to her bank.The bank manager thought it sufficiently amusing have it published in the Times. Lets hope he also did the right thing by his customer.    Dear Sir,   I am writing to

Details

The Apples and Wine!!!!

       

Details
Published on:
January 26, 2013 8:08 am
Author:
mailman
Categories:
Humour, Trivia

They walk among us !!

  NEW YORK – Idaho  resident Evans on the popular TV show, 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. ' It seems that Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question, and  proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing 'the absolute worst use of  lifelines ever.' After

Details
Published on:
January 26, 2013 7:59 am
Author:
mailman
Categories:
Humour, Trivia

Corporate culture!

  Corporate Culture      

Details
Published on:
January 26, 2013 7:36 am
Author:
mailman
Categories:
Humour

A Tale of Two Seas

      Sitting in the Geography class in school, I remember how fascinated Iwas when we were being taught all about the Dead Sea. As you probably recall, the Dead Sea is really a Lake, not a sea. Its so high in salt content that the human body can float easily.   You can almost lie

Details
Published on:
January 26, 2013 4:27 am
Author:
mailman
Categories:
Inspirational, Story Time!

Men and Women Again!!! Humour!

  CLASSES FOR WOMEN….     Training courses are now available for women on the following subjects: Topic 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before Topic 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits Topic 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits Topic 4. Bathroom Etiquette: Men Need Space in the Bathroom

Details
Published on:
January 26, 2013 3:14 am
Author:
mailman
Categories:
Humour

Looking for a change of lifestyle….

CONSIDER THE PANIC IF YOU HEAR A BRANCH CRACK…       HOW DID THEY GET THAT CAR IN THERE?        LONG CLIMB AFTER A DAY'S WORK!         TREE BELOW…FLOWERS ABOVE….  SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST WEIRD!          Trust in low tides and hight tides               

Details
Published on:
January 26, 2013 2:19 am
Author:
mailman
Categories:
Images, Miscellaneous

Ed and Dorothy….for laughs!

  Ed and Dorothy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her.  When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home.Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Dorothy to dance

Details
Published on:
January 21, 2013 4:25 pm
Author:
mailman
Categories:
Humour, Naughty Ones
Top! Copyright 2011 - Mailments.com - Email Attachments - Have fun! | Disclaimer
Social Links:
RSS
FACEBOOK
TWITTER