Thoughts from a man’s heart!

Thought 1   When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers. When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.   When we die, our widows get the life insurance.     What do women want to be liberated from?     Thought 2   The average man's

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A Village in Afghanistan … Incredible Hideout!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

         

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March 8, 2013 3:39 am
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World War II Incident

  Mid Air Collision 1943   A mid-air collision on February 1, 1943 between a B-17 and a German fighter over the Tunis dock area became the subject of one of the most famous photographs of World War II.   An enemy fighter attacking a 97th Bomb Group formation went out of control, probably with

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March 8, 2013 3:24 am
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EIGHT SURE SHOT CLUES TO HAPPINESS

  By  KHUSHWANT SINGH   Having lived a reasonably contented life, I was musing over what a person should strive for to achieve happiness. I drew up a list of a few essentials which I put forward for the readers' appraisal. 1. First and foremost is GOOD HEALTH. If you do not enjoy good health

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March 7, 2013 3:41 pm
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Sherlock!

A lady rang up St. Joseph ‘s Hospital and timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?”   The operator said, “I’ll be glad to help, dear, if you tell me the name and room number of the patient?” The sweet lady in a weak,

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March 7, 2013 1:53 am
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2 brooms……………………….for a laugh!

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.   One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.       The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.       The

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March 5, 2013 11:19 pm
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Benefits of Being Polite

  Benefits of Being Polite   We all believe in the philosophy that the essence of life is talking. Communicating with others is as necessary as food. If we dont, we tend to fall ill. Today people are rarely talking.   The art of conversation has almost died down. People just usually sit and chat

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March 5, 2013 11:15 pm
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Great Advertising !

The headline is a beautiful play of words. Save Trees. Trees save.   This is a very catchy ad for a karate school.   The copy says: “Harry’s bread. Nice and Soft.” Indeed. .    IF you think, You can.   Thank God the zoom was invented…   And here is one of the best anti-smoking ad, 

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March 4, 2013 1:07 pm
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Good Ole Bessie!

A MINNESOTA FARMER NAMED OLIE, HAD A CAR ACCIDENT. HE WAS HIT BY A TRUCK OWNED BY THE EVERSWEET COMPANY In court, the Eversweet Company’s hot-shot attorney questioned him thus:’Didn’t you say to the state trooper at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine?” Olie responded: ‘vell, I’lla tell you vat happened dere. I’ yust

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March 4, 2013 1:04 pm
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Friendship … the ship that never sails alone …

      1. When you are sad –  I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.   2. When you are blue — I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.   3. When you smile — I will know you are thinking of something that

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March 2, 2013 10:05 am
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My wife’s sense of humour!

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.    My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'  'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right

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March 2, 2013 9:51 am
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The best of R.K. Lakshman

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March 2, 2013 9:47 am
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The Power of……..story

  A long time ago in China , a girl named Li-Li got married went to live with her husband and mother-in-law. In a very short time, Li-Li found that she couldn't get along with her mother-in-law at all.   Their personalities were very different, and Li-Li was angered by many of her mother-in-law' s

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March 2, 2013 9:39 am
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First Year of Work

  HOW TO NAVIGATE THROUGH YOUR FIRST YEAR OF WORK?   Congratulations! You've got your first job and your confidence is high. However, it's time to get your feet back on the ground and evaluate the future realistically. To your first employer, your existence is marginal, so you need to prove to yourself and to

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George Carlin on age 102!

George Carlin's Views on Ageing         HOW TO STAY STRESS FREE YOUNG AND HAPPY       1.Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay 'them'  2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches and stress heads pull you down. 3. Keep learning. Learn more about

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March 1, 2013 1:31 pm
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SOME HOPE FOR MEN……..

When Joe a married man for 50 years died, his wife Myrtle was devastated. A couple of months later, Myrtle also died. Once in heaven, Myrtle anxiously looked for Joe.  Suddenly, behind a cloud, she could clearly see him with another woman. She ran towards him, calling his name: "Joe. Darling… Joe" Joe said: "Hold your horses

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March 1, 2013 10:23 am
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What do women want?

What do women want . . . . . . ? A story to think about.  . . . . . . .     Young King Arthur was ambushed and  imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom. The monarch could have  killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the

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March 1, 2013 7:05 am
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Aviation Humor

    The most plausible scientific theory is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline baggage.   An old pilot is one who can remember when flying was dangerous and sex was safe.   Both optimists and pessimists contribute to the society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.

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Paddy laughter!

Paddy McCoy, an elderly Irish farmer, received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees the statutory minimum wage and they would send an inspector to interview them.       On the appointed day, the inspector turned up.    "Tell me about your

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Attitude!

ATTITUDE   When Snake is alive, Snake eats Ants. When Snake is dead, Ants eat Snake. Time can turn at any time. Don't neglect anyone in your life.   Never make the same mistake twice, There are so many new ones, Try a different one each day.   A good way to change someone's attitude is to

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Intelligent Dog (Humour)

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane  when another man  sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador in the middle  seat next to the man.   The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog  is allowed on the plane ?  

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3 parrots

  A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present.  The next day he went to the pet shop and saw  three identical parrots in a cage.    He asked the clerk, "how much for the parrot on the right?     The owner said it was Rs. 2500.  "Rs. 2500.", the man said.

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Bed time story….

  The Turtles   A turtle family decided to go on a picnic. the turtles, being naturally slow about things, took seven years to prepare for their outing. Finally the turtle family left home looking for a suitable place. During the second year of their journey they found a place ideal for them at last!  

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News Of Heaven…!!

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Strange Wonders Of The World

  Phenomenal Wonders Of The Natural World WebEcoist and Environmental Oddities Sailing Stones The mysterious moving stones of the packed-mud desert of Death Valley have been a center of scientific controversy for decades. Rocks weighing up to hundreds of pounds have been known to move up to hundreds of yards at a time. Some scientists have proposed that a combination of strong winds and surface

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When it is time to retire!!

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The Golden Urinal……………….

Before his 2001 inauguration, George Bush was invited to a 'get acquainted' tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked President Bill Clinton if he could use the personal Presidential bathroom.   When he entered the toilet, he was astonished to see that President Clinton had a solid gold urinal.   That afternoon, George told his

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INSULTS WITH CLASS

  When Insults Had Class         Present day 4-letter words are no match to these ………      "He had delusions of adequacy." – Walter Kerr   "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." – Winston Churchill   "I have never killed a man, but I have

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PORCELAIN UNICORN – very touching and beautiful

    British film director Sir Ridley Scott launched a global film making contest for aspiring directors. It's titled "Tell It Your Way". There were over 600 entries. The film could be no longer than three minutes, contain only 6 lines of narrative & be a compelling story. The winner was "Porcelain Unicorn" from American

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Love can overcome!!

This dog was born on Christmas Eve in the year 2002.  He was born with 3 legs – 2 healthy hind legs and 1 abnormal front leg which need to be amputated.  He of course could not walk when he was born.  Even his mother did not want him.   His first owner also did

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Good conversation

  Pencil: I'm sorry…. Eraser: For what? You didn't do anything wrong. Pencil: I'm sorry cos you get hurt bcos of me. Whenever I made a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller each time. Eraser: That's

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A Highway though A Building!!!- Japanese are unstoppable!

Gate Tower Building is a 16-story office building in, Osaka , Japan . And what makes it notable is the highway that passes through the 5th-7th floors of this building. The highway is part of the Hanshin Expressway, a network (239.3 km) of expressways surrounding Osaka , Kobe and Kyoto , Japan .   The

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3D Street Art In New Book

  It may look as though a rainforest has appeared on London's Embankment – but this is just an illusion created by renowned street artist Kurt Wenner. The former NASA space illustrator turned street artist has drawn Spiderman swinging from the buildings in Japan and a scene from adventure horror film The Mummy in Waterloo

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QUIRKS OF WW2 HISTORY

    You might enjoy this from Col D. G. Swinford, USMC, Ret and history buff. You would really have to dig deep to assemble this kind of historical info. ________________________________ 1. The first German serviceman killed in WW II was killed by the Japanese ( China , 1937), the first American serviceman killed was

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Airbus Unveils Transparent Airplane

Anyone who is still around in 2050 will be able to enjoy this thing of beauty ! Airbus has unveiled a futuristic concept for a transparent plane that may be everyday air transport in 2050. With its see-through aircraft cabin, passengers of the future will get a window on the world as they fly through the sky. They will be

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The Maid

The maid asked for a pay increase.   The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.    She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'   Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.'  The first is that I iron

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Idiot Awards

Number One Idiot of 2008  I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her

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Top 10 Most Expensive Accidents in History

  Top 10 Most Expensive Accidents in History Throughout history, humans have always been prone to accidents. Some, such as the exotic car crashes seen on this page, can be very expensive. But that's trivial compared to the truly expensive accidents. An accident is defined as "an undesirable or unfortunate happening that occurs unintentionally and

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17 Things Worth Knowing About A Cat

                               

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Mark Twain’s Nine Tips for Living an Extraordinary Life ………….

        Is truth stranger than fiction? Perhaps. In this great article written by Henrik Edberg, we find that Mark Twain had expressed in his writings over the years an entire philosophy for living. If he were around today, it seems he would be on the lecture circuit with the likes of Eckhart

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