The amazing story of how Ratan Tata built an empire…!!!!!!

  The amazing story of how Ratan Tata built an empire…!!!!!   He's packing his bags — again. December 2012, when he turns 75, is the third scheduled retirement for Ratan Tata. The Tata Group has been at this inflection point twice earlier, and stepped back both times. In 2002, when Tata was to retire

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April 9, 2013 2:16 pm
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Have Passion! Sudha Murthy!!

  Have Passion! It was probably the April of 1974. Bangalore was getting warm and gulmohars were blooming at the IISc campus. I was the only girl in my postgraduate department and was staying at the ladies' hostel. Other girls were pursuing research in different departments of Science.   I was looking forward to going

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April 9, 2013 11:35 am
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WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED?

    WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED?   Men Are Just Happier People –   What do you expect from such simple creatures?   Your last name stays put.   The garage is all yours.   Wedding plans take care of themselves.   Chocolate is just another snack…   You can be President.   You

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April 9, 2013 9:56 am
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Positive Thoughts and stinking socks..

    Once a man was invited by the king for a meeting, when he reached the palace, he met the minister who then guided him to meet the king but on the way, the minister stopped & said that there was a stink coming from the man’s socks.   He questioned the man about

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April 9, 2013 1:42 am
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‘Low Flying’ at its most awesome best…!

    Fantastic photographs.The B-52 flying below deck level is indeed spectacular , just one large wave & it could be curtains– notwithstanding the avionics. The Persian Gulf is by & large a docile sea ……     'Low Flying' at its most awesome best…     I can't even imagine how amazing it would

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April 9, 2013 1:11 am
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Indian Moms are great!

    This is the story of an Indian MOM. Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner……. who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and

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April 9, 2013 1:09 am
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Snap taken in a Wedding!

Couldn't have been more explicit!           

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April 9, 2013 1:07 am
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How old is grandma?

    How Old is grandma?  One evening a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current events.  The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.  The Grandmother replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before:  ' television  ' penicillin  ' polio shots  ' frozen foods  ' Xerox  ' contact lenses  ' Frisbees

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Life Explained by Graphs

                        

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April 8, 2013 3:28 pm
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Interpreting your banker’s advice – Sound Advice!

        Let us see what your banker says…..and how you should interpret it…   It is not easy being a layman today! The amount of 'advise' that is dumped on you is stunning. Advise on where to travel, when to travel, how to reduce weight, how to impress your girlfriend / wife

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April 8, 2013 4:13 am
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Flying West…really sentimental!

FLYING WEST Anon I hope there's a place, way up in the sky, Where pilots can go, when they have to die. A place where a guy can buy a cold beer For a friend and a comrade, whose memory is dear; A place where no doctor or lawyer can tread, Nor a management type

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April 8, 2013 3:13 am
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THE WALLET..what a story!

    As I walked for exercise during my office lunch hour, I stumbled on a wallet someone had lost in the street.   I picked it up and looked inside to find some identification so I could call the owner. But the wallet contained only three dollars and a crumpled letter that looked as if it

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April 4, 2013 2:49 pm
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The people in your life!

  BEING A MOTHER (or Parent!)  After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie.   She said, 'I love you, but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you.' The other woman that my wife wanted

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Key to Happiness

      “When I was a little  girl, my mom liked to make breakfast food for dinner every now and then. And I  remember one night in particular when she had made breakfast after a long,  hard day at work.   On that evening so long ago, my mom placed a plate of eggs,

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Power of Positive talk.!

    Power of Positive Talk   I remember my dad teaching me the power of language at a very young age. Not only did my dad understand that specific words affect our mental pictures, but he understood words are a powerful programming factor in lifelong success.   One particularly interesting event occurred when I

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Beauty lies in the eyes of the …….

                                   

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April 2, 2013 11:51 pm
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Two Doctors…good one!

  The Psychiatrist and Proctologist          Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading:  "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors."     The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to read, "Schizoids

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April 2, 2013 4:24 pm
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LESSONS!!

    LESSON ONE  A young executive was leaving the office at 6 p.m. when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.  "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"  "Certainly," said the

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April 2, 2013 3:48 pm
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I love this Doctor …for laughs!

  I love this Doctor!   Q: Doctor, I've heard that  cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?  A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it… Don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car

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April 2, 2013 12:52 pm
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Sights you may not see twice in a lifetime……

    Sights you may not see twice in a lifetime……        

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April 2, 2013 2:31 am
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Get Inspired!!

           

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March 27, 2013 9:16 am
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The Dead Parrot and THE Golfer…as always!

          The Dead Parrot     At dawn the telephone rings, "Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto,  the caretaker at your country house."   "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"     "Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your

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March 27, 2013 4:45 am
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A BOTTLE OF WINE.. For laughs!

  A touching story all women will adore…!        For all of us who are married, were married, wish we were married, or wish we weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine….. Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern

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March 26, 2013 4:48 pm
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Why Women are never depressed….?!!

  From a Woman:Why women are never depressed?   Women can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.   A woman can never be blamed if it's wet on the floor around the toilet bowl.   If a woman cheats on her spouse everyone will assume it's because

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March 26, 2013 3:29 pm
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MILITARY PAY

        This is an Airman's response to Cindy Williams' editorial piece in the Washington Times about MILITARY PAY, it should be printed in all newspapers across America.      Ms. Cindy  Williams wrote a piece for the Washington Times, denouncing the pay raise(s) coming service members' way this year citing that she stated 13%

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Absolutely awesome…….. Enjoy

Absolutely awesome! Enjoy         Low clouds over a volcano       This one takes a moment to figure out     Wonder what it's pointing to?     Luminescence is beautiful     It's nice to have friends!     The world going to sleep.     Very interesting patterns.  

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March 26, 2013 10:04 am
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The most………..

  The most destructive habit……………….Worry   The greatest Joy……………………………….Giving   The greatest loss………………………………Loss of self-respect   The most satisfying work………………..Helping others   The ugliest personality trait………….Selfishness   The most endangered species…………Dedicated leaders   Our greatest natural resource………….Our youth   The greatest 'shot in the arm'…………..Encouragement   The greatest problem to overcome…..Fear   The most effective

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March 26, 2013 9:52 am
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Pirate laughter!

    SO, A PIRATE WALKED INTO A BAR …   A pirate walked into a bar. The bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."   "What do you mean?"said the  pirate," I feel fine."   "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that  before."   "Well,"

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March 26, 2013 5:43 am
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Incredible Medical Accomplishment.

    Half Man – Half Price Store ~ The Story of Peng Shuilin      In life we keep complaining about what is or why we don't have. Half the time we seem dissatisfied, though full-bodied and free to choose. Fat people say, “I want to be slim."  Skinny people say, “I want to

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March 26, 2013 4:52 am
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The Man Rules

  We always hear the rules From the Female side.     Now here are the rules from the male side.      These are our rules! Please note ….. these are all numbered "1 "    ON PURPOSE!         1. Men are NOT mind readers.   1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the

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March 26, 2013 4:03 am
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All Those Who Don’t Know What Marriage Means!

 

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March 26, 2013 2:15 am
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A girl can change your goal!

     

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March 9, 2013 12:16 am
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WW II Tank found after 62 years

  An amazing story…  WWII Tank Found after 62 Years.  WW II Russian tank with German markings uncovered after 62 years. WW II Buffs will  find this interesting. Even after 62 years (and a little tinkering), they were able to  fire up the diesel engine!  A Komatsu D375A-2 bulldozer pulled the abandoned tank from its tomb

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March 8, 2013 4:28 pm
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Newton’s forgotten laws

  Newton's forgotten laws…….   LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.   LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.   LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.   LAW

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March 8, 2013 4:12 pm
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Worth Reading!!

  One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well.   The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.   Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway;   It just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

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March 8, 2013 9:19 am
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Management Lesson…good one!

    One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops – a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.    At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a

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March 8, 2013 7:43 am
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The Masters

The Masters   When one Guru was dying, one of his deciple asked him "Guruji, who was your master?"   He said, "I had thousands of masters. If I just relate their names it will take months, years and it is too late. But three masters I will certainly tell you about. "   "One

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March 8, 2013 7:29 am
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Nine Strangest Streets in the World

    1. Shortest Street in the World, Ebenezer Place – Scotland                                                                   Ebenezer Place, in Wick, Caithness , Scotland , is credited

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March 8, 2013 4:50 am
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FAITHFULLY YOURS……..For laughs!

  Michael, Francis and Ubaldo are standing at the Gates of Heaven being interviewed by St. Peter.   Ok you, Michael, how many times did you cheat on your wife??   Let me be honest Peter. I've been seeing at least two or three different women a year all my married life.   Ok, your car

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March 8, 2013 4:49 am
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Value has a value only if its value is valued !

   

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March 8, 2013 4:32 am
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