Don’t move an inch……….. just watch till the end. Amazing !

      How  human brain finds the CG ? Unbelievable !     http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=jJrzIdDUfT4&vq=medium              

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We All need a Trouble Tree: Must Read!

  I hired a plumber to help me restore an old farmhouse, and after he had  just  finished a rough first day on the job: a flat tire made him lose an hour of work, his electric drill quit and his ancient one ton truck  refused to start.    While I drove him home, he

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Glass of Milk……lovely story!

One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry.    He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened

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When a Soldier…………..

    WHEN A SOLDIER COMES HOME When a soldier comes home, he finds it hard….  ..to listen to his son whine about being bored.   …..to keep a straight face when people complain about potholes.    to be tolerant of people who complain about the hassle of getting ready for work.   …to be understanding when a

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Brains of Britain….for laughs!

Watch video: Writing Essay В  В  В  UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC В 2)В В В  Jeremy Paxman: В  В What is another name for В ’Cherrypickers’ and ‘Cheesemongers’?.В  Contestant:В В  В Homosexuals.В  Jeremy Paxman: В  В No. They’re regiments in В the British Army who will be very upset with youВ  В  В В  BEG, BORROW OR STEAL В (BBC2)В В В  Jamie Theakston: В  В Where do you think

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Very Good One for Laughs!!!!!

    A married couple met a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny.    So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin.  However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable

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April 30, 2013 1:47 am
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WIFE FROM HELL…..!

  A Husband and wife had been arguing, when the husband , did not realize he was driving a bit to fast, was pulled over by a police officer for speeding  The officer says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'  The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control

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Unusual Buildings from Around the World

  1. The public library in Kansas City, USA   .        2. Atomium in Brussels, Belgium     3. Milwaukee Art Museum (Museum of Art, Milwaukee). Milwaukee, USA       4. Church of Hallgrimur (Lutheran Church) in Reykjavik, Iceland                        

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April 29, 2013 2:19 pm
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Just for today!

     

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Cool ones!

  Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other. *********** Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test. *********** Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master 

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April 28, 2013 10:40 am
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Laws of Delhi!

    Laws of Delhi:   1. If my side of the road has a traffic jam, then I can start driving on the wrong side of the road, and all incoming cars will be re-routed via Meerut . 2. The Queue Nahin Rule:  If there is a queue of many people, no one will

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April 28, 2013 5:53 am
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SKIRT ZIPPER

SKIRT ZIPPER – this is HILARIOUS!   As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus

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April 27, 2013 1:57 am
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The Irish….We all love em!

  The Irish…   Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O’Leary’s apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up.

Michael O’Connor looks around and asks, ‘Oh, me boys, someone’s got to

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April 27, 2013 12:26 am
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She makes us proud!!

  A SENIOR MOMENT – I HOPE I HAVE THEM LIKE THIS!! A 98 year old woman in the UK wrote this to her bank.The bank manager thought it sufficiently amusing have it published in the Times. Lets hope he also did the right thing by his customer.    Dear Sir,   I am writing

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April 24, 2013 2:20 am
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The Most Unusual McDonald’s Locations in the World

 

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April 23, 2013 4:27 pm
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The art of “working out”. Literally!!

        The art of "working out"   So here's a program of strenuous activities that does not require much physical exercise.   01) Beating around the bush   02) Jumping to conclusions   03) Climbing the walls   04) Swallowing your pride   05) Passing the buck   06) Throwing your weight

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April 23, 2013 4:25 pm
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Why are we stressed?

Yesterday, I was driving, and the FM radio went off for few seconds. I thought, I should have an iPod. Then suddenly I realized that I have not used my iPod in last 6 months. And then… more things, Handy cam in last 2 years, Digital Camera in last 2 months, DVD player in last

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Fengshui

15 Golden Fengshui Tips for the Home   1) There should be no shoes or slippers lying around outside the main door of every house. Remove it if you can. Allow that space at the main door to be free and clear. Now, allow me to tell you why. The chi (energy) rides with the

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April 23, 2013 3:07 pm
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3d Street Art

3d Street Art, often known as 3d chalk art is 2-dimensional artwork drawn on the street itself that gives you a 3-dimensional optical illusion from a certain perspective. It can be very breathtaking, realistic and at the same time captivating once you get the angle correct. And creating one is certainly though and challenging as

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April 23, 2013 12:09 pm
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GOLFERS!

      A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.   The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry.  I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic, I don't have time for the

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Best Lawyer Story of the Year

      BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE AND PROBABLY THE CENTURY   Charlotte, North Carolina. A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even

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April 19, 2013 2:13 pm
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Sherrif Joe!!

  SHERIFF JOE IS AT IT AGAIN!    Oh, there's MUCH more to know about Sheriff Joe!  Maricopa County was spending approx. $18 million dollars a year on stray animals, like cats and dogs. Sheriff Joe offered to take the department over, and the County Supervisors said okay.  The animal shelters are now all staffed

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April 19, 2013 1:54 pm
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NEVER TOO LATE TOO LEARN THIS!

  Why One is 1 and Two is 2..???????-(Must See)                                                            

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April 19, 2013 9:25 am
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The TRANSITION – A Street Legal Plane

  Terrafugia has completed flight testing of the Transition POC (Proof of Concept). Introducing the Transition®. Simply land at the airport, fold your wings up and drive home.   Fly a distance of 725 kilometers at speeds of 115 km/hour;     requires a special license to drive and fly.       The time required

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April 19, 2013 6:03 am
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Petrol vs Diesel

  Petrol vs Diesel: And the Economies of Scale   Case – 1   With the prices of petrol skyrocketing, car buyers seem to be lining up to book diesel variants as they are highly economical and easy on the pocket compared to their gasoline counterparts. Well, that is only if you discount everything else

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April 19, 2013 2:22 am
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Divorce Letter – Brilliant !!

Dear Wife,     I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for  seven years and I have nothing to show for it.  These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and

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Car keys – really good one for laughs!!!

    The older I get, the better I was.   Several days ago as I left a meeting at our church,  I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down.   I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets.   A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.  

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April 17, 2013 10:19 am
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Politically correct

  The problem with political jokes Is they get elected.               ~Henry Cate,VII We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.                 ~Aesop If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there wouldn't be

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Interesting co-incidence

History Mystery                                                                                                           

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April 16, 2013 3:38 pm
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Re-Living the Moments!

       

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April 16, 2013 11:21 am
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Good Grammar! Naughty one for laughs!

  On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift voucher from his wife.    The certificate paid for a visit to a healer living nearby who was rumoured to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.  After being persuaded, he drove to the healer, handed over his voucher to the healer and wondered what he was in for. 

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April 15, 2013 5:36 am
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Safety Alert!

    Safety Alert!  Here are some reasons why we don't allow cell phones in operating areas, propylene oxide handling and storage area, propane, gas and diesel refueling areas.      The Shell Oil Company recently issued a warning after three incidents in which mobile phones (cell phones) ignited fumes during fueling operations  In the

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April 15, 2013 4:13 am
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Who all agree?

This one is just too good and so true. All girls would agree. A SPANISH teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English,  nouns are designated as either masculine or  feminine. House' for  instance, is feminine: 'la casa.' 'Pencil,'  however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.' A student asked, 'What gender  is 'computer'?' Instead

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April 15, 2013 3:16 am
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How to tell the sex of a fly? .

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.   "What are you doing?" She asked.   "Hunting Flies" He responded.   "Oh. ! Killed any so far ??" She asked.   "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.     Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell

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April 15, 2013 12:56 am
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What’s the Healthiest Breakfast?

What’s the Healthiest Breakfast?    Here’s What the Experts Say You've heard it before, breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Yet so many of us skip it. Consider these easy ideas from health experts who make their morning meal a priority.   Veggie Omelet with Berries            

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April 13, 2013 2:50 am
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Evening Classes for Men!

    WOMEN’S INSTITUTE OF THE WORLD Is proud to announce the opening of its   EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN! OPEN TO MEN ONLY ALL ARE WELCOME   Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants   The course covers two days, and topics covered

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April 13, 2013 2:49 am
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Parsi Surnames

    While most surnames in India reflect caste and lineage, the Parsis had a delightfully modern streak  having landed without caste, history and context, they created identities through professions and urban streets.   Our family moved to Bombay (now Mumbai) from Rawalpindi in 1947. We came as refugees but the family soon settled and

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GOODBYE MOM!

  Hope this touches you the way it touched me!     A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.         She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and

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April 13, 2013 2:46 am
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BELIEF AND I BELIEVE

A Birth Certificate shows that we were born A Death Certificate shows that we died . Pictures show that we lived! Have a seat . Relax . . . And read this slowly.   I Believe… That just because two people argue, It doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't

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April 12, 2013 10:14 am
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Reasons why you should always carry a camera….

Reasons why you should carry a camera…      

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April 9, 2013 4:50 pm
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