The New Hospital Wing….GOOD ONE FOR LAUGHS!

  The New Hospital Wing   When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital, the Allergists voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists advised against rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve,

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Smart one!

    A man in Tesco's tries to buy half a cauliflower. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole cauliflowers. The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he'll ask his manager about it.   Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager 'Some

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December 9, 2012 7:33 am
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Conversation between God and me

    God :Hello. Did you call me?   Me:Called you? No.. who is this?   God :This is GOD. I heard your prayers. So I thought I will chat   .Me: I do pray. Just makes me feel good. I am actually busy now. I am in the midst of something.   God :

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A Lesson in Politics!! Naughty humour!

  A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"  Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care

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December 9, 2012 4:51 am
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Managing Career & Expectations

  Speech at IIM by Mr. R. Gopalakrishnan, Executive Director – Tata Sons. A Story on how to manage your career & your expectations     There is a Thai saying that experience is a comb which Nature gives to man after he is bald. As I grow bald, I  would like to share my

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December 9, 2012 4:47 am
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For A Reason

People come into your life for a  (1) reason, a (2) season OR  a (3) lifetime.   When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person..   When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come

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December 9, 2012 3:25 am
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Men & Women – A Study !

  Men   1. All men are extremely busy.   2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.   3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.   4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one Around.   5. Although they always

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How tall are you?

                                                                                   

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December 8, 2012 4:33 am
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NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS

NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS   CEO –Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO — Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET — A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET — A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry. VALUE INVESTING — The

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December 8, 2012 3:50 am
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When Enough is not Enough…from the archives!

  ENOUGH: That's the title of Vanguard founder John Bogle's fantastic book about measuring what counts in life. The title, as Bogle explains, comes from a conversation between Kurt Vonnegut and novelist Joseph Heller, who are enjoying a party hosted by a billionaire hedge fund manager. Vonnegut points out that their wealthy host had made more

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10 Peace of Mind Principles !!

  Ten Principles for Peace of Mind   1. Do Not Interfere In Others' Business Unless Asked. Most of us create our own problems by interfering too often in others' affairs. We do so because somehow we have convinced ourselves that our way is the best way, our logic is the perfect logic and those

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December 7, 2012 4:17 am
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Very Meaningful

        How often do you let other people's nonsense change your mood? Do you let a bad driver, a rude waiter, a curt boss, an insensitive sales person, a negative phone call or a trashy email ruin your day? Unless you're made of steel, for an instant you are probably set back

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December 7, 2012 3:15 am
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Summary of life

    Summary of Life   GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:   1) No matter how hard you try, you can't Baptize cats. 2) When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second

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December 7, 2012 1:22 am
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Diary of a Six Day Bahamas Cruise! Real Naughty one!!

  Diary of a Six Day Bahamas Cruise   DEAR DIARY … DAY ONE My husband and I are all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited.     DEAR DIARY .. DAY TWO We spent the entire day at sea. It

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December 6, 2012 2:14 pm
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These Trivial Menfolk!!

  1. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? All of them.   2. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're all married.   3. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They won't

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December 6, 2012 2:03 pm
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Golf!

In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.   Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.   Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the

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December 6, 2012 1:51 pm
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Kido Talk!!

  1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?!" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know,"explained the boy,

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December 6, 2012 1:47 pm
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50 Useless Facts!

    The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.   Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms  like fried bacon.   Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the

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December 6, 2012 1:31 pm
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TOP 0F (BURJ) KHALIFA TOWER AND DANCING FOUNTAIN AT DUBAI MALL

                               

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Excellence Is In Our Eyes …

    Excellence Is In Our Eyes …   A German once visited a temple under construction where he saw a sculptor making an idol of God. Suddenly he noticed a similar idol lying nearby. Surprised, he asked the sculptor, "Do you need two statues of the same idol?" "No," said the sculptor without looking

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Panoramic !

           

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WHEN HALF IS GOOD…………

In life we keep complaining about what is or why we don't have. Half the time we seem dissatisfied, though full-bodied and free to choose. Fat people say,"I want to be slim." Skinny people say,"I want to be fatter." Poor people want to be rich and rich are never satisfied with what they have.     PENG

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Unusual ATMs

Unusual ATMs                                                                                                          

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Trust the PILOT….amazing pictures !!!

The last one is the most amazing. …..!   1.  Tioman Island, Off the coast of Malaysia 2. Wake Island, Pacific Ocean 3.  Macao Intl Airport     4.  Kuujjuaraapik, Quebec       5.  A rock, off the coast of Greenwood (Canadian Military Labrador Helicopter) If you don't think the military pilots earn their

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Can u figure it out? – puzzled?

See if you can figure out what these words have in common.   1 Banana 2 Dresser  3 Grammar  4 Potato 5 Revive 6 Uneven Are you peeking or have you already given up? Give it another try.  Look at each word carefully.  (You'll kick yourself when you discover the answer)       Answer:   No,

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Irish Millionaire – Humour

  The Irish Millionaire. Mick, from Dublin, appeared on 
'Who Wants To Be A  Millionaire' 
And towards the end of the program had  already won 500,000 pounds."You've done very well so  far," 
Said Chris Tarrant,
The show's presenter, 
"but for a million pounds 
You've only got one  life-line left a
Phone a friend. 
Everything is riding on

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Bill & Steve

                                                                                         

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December 5, 2012 9:17 am
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How incoming enemy aircraft were detected before the invention of Radar!!!

How incoming enemy aircraft were detected before the invention of radar !             STRANGE ACOUSTIC "EARS" BEFORE RADAR - ON A SWIVEL     STRANGE ACOUSTIC "EARS" BEFORE RADAR - GERMAN   STRANGE ACOUSTIC "EARS" BEFORE RADAR - ON WHEELS     STRANGE ACOUSTIC "EARS" BEFORE RADAR - ENGLAND        

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Women over 40 so true….!

  60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:     A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

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This picture is worth a Billion Words

This Picture is Worth a 1000 Million Words … . . .

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New Kind of Tires !

  SEE THROUGH TIRES Radical new tire design by Michelin.The next generation of tires. They had a pair at the Philadelphia car show. Yes, those are ‘spoke’ like connections to the inner part of the tire from the outside tread ‘wrap!’ The next picture shows how odd it looks in motion…    Makes you wonder how the

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December 4, 2012 4:41 pm
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Be an Engineer !!!

World without Engineers: Electronics Engineers Mechanical EngineersCivil Engineers Communication Engineers  Computer Engineers Aeronautical Engineers

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December 4, 2012 4:28 pm
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Teams strategy revealed

     

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December 4, 2012 4:24 pm
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Missing Husband!!

Missing Husband   A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband:    Woman: I lost my husband Inspector: What is his height  Woman: I never noticed  Inspector: Slim or healthy  Woman Not slim can be healthy  Inspector: Color of eyes  Woman: Never noticed  Inspector: Color of hair  Woman: Should

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December 4, 2012 4:23 pm
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Crabby Old Man

CRABBY OLD MAN   When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a nursing home in North Platte , Nebraska , it was believed that he had nothing left of any value… Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions, they found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that

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December 4, 2012 4:20 pm
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APHORISM

  APHORISM:       1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. 2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail. 3. If you don’t have a sense of humor, you probably don’t have any sense at all. 4. Seat belts are

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December 4, 2012 4:10 pm
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Lateral thinking…!!!

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LATERAL AND LOGICAL THINKING   Many years ago in a small Indian village, A farmer had the misfortune of owing a large sum of money to a village moneylender. The Moneylender , who was old and ugly, fancied the farmer's beautiful daughter. So he proposed a bargain. He said he would forgo

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December 4, 2012 4:02 pm
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One-liners to Make You Smile..

Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light!   1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I did not.   2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.    3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.    4.. I used

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December 4, 2012 3:52 pm
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Employment only for married persons ! For laughs!

    A factory had a policy for hiring only married men. Concerned about this, a local Woman's Liberation Front Leader called on the CEO and asked him sharply,   "Why is it you limit your employees to married men? Is it because you consider women as weak, dumb, cantankerous, or do you consider us

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December 4, 2012 3:25 pm
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A Polar Bear

Polar Bear: "I come in peace." Unbelievable ……..   Norbert Rosing's striking images of a wild polar bear coming upon Tethered sled dogs in the Wilds of Canada's Hudson Bay …….   The Photographer was sure that he was going to see the end of his dogs.     It's hard to believe that this

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December 4, 2012 3:14 pm
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