Diplomatic Fury For Laughs!

  A drunk, sitting outside his home, about to be evicted, was contemplating how the future would be now that he had divorced his wife, lost his children and lost his job.   He notices a case of whiskey and walks up to it.   He takes out an empty bottle, smashing it into the concrete wall swearing, "You are the

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A Girl Can Change Your Goal!

     

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Luckiest guy in the world !!!

Look at the picture above and you can see where this guy broke  through the guardrail, right side where the people are standing on the road (pointing).    The pick-up was traveling from right to left when it crashed through the guardrail.    It flipped end-over-end, across the culvert outlet, and landed right side up on

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Ageing gracefully!!

  HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT  OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING,  'SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?' WELL… YOU'LL LOVE THIS TALE FROM A WOMAN!!   I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.  I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. 

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A Naughty but good one!

  A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind

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Frank Feldman –The perfect Man

    Subject:Frank Feldman (Any resemblance to any living man is purely coincidental!)   A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."   Passenger: 'Who?'       Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy

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Inspirational video!!

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Freedom….. a good laugh!

  A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought,

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It’s Friday!!!

Waiting for Friday…       Here it comes. . . . . . . . Here it comes… . . . . .           Yay – It's Friday!!   It’s the weeeeeeked BABY!!!!      

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Death of commonsense…

  Today, we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense , who has been with us for many years.  No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.  He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:  – Knowing when

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WHY WE SHOUT IN ANGER?

  A Hindu saint who was visiting river Ganges to take bath found a group of family members on the banks, shouting in anger at each other. He turned to his disciples smiled 'n asked. 'Why do people shout in anger shout at each other?' Disciples thought for a while, one of them said, 'Because

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The Not So Stranger……..

  A while ago, my Dad met a stranger who was new to our small town.  From the beginning, Dad was fascinated with this enchanting newcomer and soon invited him to live with our family.  The stranger was quickly accepted and was around from then on.   As I grew up, I never questioned his

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Some facts about Wills: Where there is a will…..

    Preliminary Information                                                                                                          

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Management Lessons

    There was a farmer who collected horses; he only needed one more breed to complete his collection. One day, he found out that his neighbor had the particular horse breed he needed. So, he constantly bothered his neighbor until he sold it to him. A month later, the horse became ill and he

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Bushisms!!Enjoy!

  "I miss being pampered." –George W. Bush, reflecting on his presidency, University of Texas at Tyler, Oct. 19, 2010   "This is my maiden voyage. My first speech since I was the president of the United States and I couldn't think of a better place to give it than Calgary, Canada." –George W. Bush,

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Extremes!!!

  Extreme Pleasure Extreme Timing   Extreme Art   Extreme Relaxation     Extreme Strength       Extreme Sorrow     Extreme Curiosity     Extreme Anger     Extreme Cooperation         Extreme Exposure       Extreme Usage       Extreme Design        

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Golf Folklores ……

Golf is harder than baseball.  In golf, you have to play your foul balls.   My Favorite Photos For Anyday   Eight Iron < Off the seventh tee, Joe sliced his shot deep into a wooded ravine. He took his eight iron and clambered down the embankment in search of his lost ball.    After many long

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Moral of the Porcupine!

  Fable of the Porcupine   It was the coldest winter ever.  Many animals died because of the cold. The porcupines, realizing the situation, decided to group together to keep warm. This way they covered and Protected themselves; but the quills of each one wounded their closest companions. After awhile, they decided to distance themselves one

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Golfers sensitivity is a precious thing!

      Golfer sensitivity is a precious thing!   The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in full swing.   The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe and was telling the men how to give the necessary help and assurance to their partners at this stage of the

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“Muda”

      Now we know how the Japs did it after World War 2. A very good lesson indeed. Some years ago, the Taj hotel group had invited Mr. Masai Imai from Japan to hold a workshop for its staff. The staff were very sceptical - the hotel was doing excellent business, this person from Japan had no exposure to

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Non-violent parenting

  A must read for everyone.   Dr. Arun Gandhi, grandson of Mahatma Gandhi and founder of the M.K. Gandhi Institute for Non-violence, in his June 9 lecture at the University of Puerto Rico , shared the following story as an example of "non-violence in parenting": "I was 16 years old and living with my

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double meaning photos

There are a lot of situations in which you are taking a photo and accidentally turn up as something more funnier than you have expected!       __._,_.___       __,_._,___         –  

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Philosophy at its best!

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' - Lillian Carter (mother of Billy and Jimmy Carter)    I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: – 'No good in

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The Last Post

    If any of you have ever been to a military funeral in which The Last Post was played; this brings o a new meaning of it.       Here is something everyone should know. Until I read this, I didn't know but I checked it out and it's true:   We have all heard the haunting

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Too smart for you!

          A woman in her thirties is at home happily jumping scantily clothed, on her bed and squealing with delight.   Her husband watches her for a while and asks, 'Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?'   The woman continues to bounce on

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Rice fields of Japan

      Stunning crop art has sprung up across rice fields in Japan, but this is no alien creation.  The designs have been cleverly planted. Farmers creating the huge displays use no ink or dye. Instead, different color rice plants have been precisely and strategically arranged and grown in the  paddy fields. As summer

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Mother in Law !

    A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is getting married. He says,"Ma, I am going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry."   The mother agrees.  The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and

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Dropped your Mobile Phone in Water?

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Five Regrets of the Dying!

      Five Regrets of the Dying By Bronnie Ware    For  many  years  I  worked  in palliative care. My  patients  were  those  who  had  gone  home  to  die.  Some  incredibly  special  times were  shared.  I  was  with  them  for  the  last  three  to  twelve  weeks  of  their  lives. People grow a lot when

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Striped icebergs..amazing!

  Amazing Striped Icebergs   Icebergs in the Antarctic area sometimes have stripes, formed by layers of snow that react to different conditions. Blue stripes are often created when a crevice in the ice sheet fills up with meltwater and freezes so quickly that no bubbles form. When an iceberg falls into the sea, a

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A wonderful Story!

      NAILS IN THE FENCE     Make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence. (Most importantly the last sentence)   There once was a little boy who had a bad temper.     His Father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper,

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What to ask?

When I Asked God for Strength He Gave Me Difficult Situations to Face When I Asked God for Brain & Brown He Gave Me Puzzles in life to Solve When I Asked God for Happiness He Showed Me Some Unhappy People When I Asked God for Wealth He Showed Me How to Work Hard When

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Forbidden fruit

   To those of us who have children in our lives, Whether they are our own, Grandchildren, Nieces, Nephews, Or students… Here is something to make you chuckle.   Whenever your children are out of control, You can take comfort from the thought that Even God's omnipotence did not extend To His own children.  

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America’s Life Without Black People….it is not about racism!!

    A very humorous and revealing story is told about a group of white people who were fed up with African Americans, so they joined together and wished themselves away. They passed through a deep dark tunnel and emerged in sort of a twilight zone where there is an America without black people.  At

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Sick Humour

  Sick Leave    I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My

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PRIEST’S RETIREMENT PARTY -Don’t ever be late.!

  A Priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner.    However, he was delayed, so the Priest decided to say his own few words

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Writing Assignment–Men R From Mars/Women From Venus…..!!!!…

     A prime example of 'Men Are From Mars, Women Are From  Venus' offered by an English professor from the   University of   Phoenix .        The professor told his class one day, 'Today we will  experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The  process is simple. Each person

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“Bursting with pride”..from the archives!

        This is what the First Lady of the United States of America has to say about the military.    As I take on my newest role — first lady, I'll be thinking about what that promise means to all those whom I've had the humbling privilege to meet these past two

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SHARING HER HOME.

  I share my home with 11 cats – four cheetahs, five lions and two tigers   Sharing a bed with your furry friend has taken on a whole new meaning for Riana Van Nieuwenhuizen . The sanctuary worker shares her South African home with not one but FOUR orphaned cheetahs, five lions and two

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December 9, 2012 4:42 pm
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Whoa Cowboy..good one!

  A cowboy and his wife had just got married and found a nice hotel for their wedding night… The man approached the front desk and asked for a room.   He said, ‘We’re on our honeymoon and we need a nice room with a good strong bed. The clerk winked, ‘You want the ‘Bridal’?’

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December 9, 2012 3:50 pm
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