Category archive: Miscellaneous

Latest Financial Terminology!

  CEO –Chief Embezzlement Officer.  CFO– Corporate Fraud Officer.  BULL MARKET — A random market movement causing an investor to mistake  Himself for a financial genius.  BEAR MARKET — A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance,  The wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.  VALUE INVESTING —

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November 1, 2012 3:37 pm
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The Day That ‘Einstein’ Feared May Have Arrived!

       

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November 1, 2012 2:13 pm
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Not for the Old!!

  Let's check out your observation powers….  Go through the following pictures and follow the instructions properly    1) Delivery Man The cartoon character depicted below represents a delivery man who is suspected of theft. Actually, he stole something from a company he's just visited. The security staff and the police didn't find anything on

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October 31, 2012 1:33 pm
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Car Care Tips

      Top 10 everyday things people do to ruin their cars, to help guide you   The 10th one is very interesting !!! 1. Not Using The Parking Brake It's a little pedal near your left leg, or a lever on your right. Yes, that mysterious device that you've never used is actually valuable. When

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Policies and Procedures

  Policies and Procedures       In this experiment they put eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder, leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the ceiling.   Each time a monkey tries to climb the ladder, all the monkeys are sprayed with ice

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What Does She Look Like?

  The question is:         What does a 320-pound woman look like? Now, before you look at her pictures,   get a mental image of what you think   a woman who weighs 320 looks like….         Got it?     Ready?   Not what you were expecting, was

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They Teach This at Stanford ………….

      They Teach This at Stanford     In an evening class at Stanford, the last lecture was on the mind-body connection – the relationship between stress and disease. The speaker (head of psychiatry at Stanford) said, among other things, that one of the best things that a man could do for his health is

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Wheels? We don’t need no wheels!

                                       

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Diet Dos and Don’ts for Senior Citizens

  As you age, your needs for nutrition increase. Your body is in a degenerative mode. Growth of cells and tissues is slow but repairing of tissues is at a higher rate.    You suffer from low immunity, poor digestion, weak bones and muscles and fatigue. Activity of the body reduces and you may be

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June 8, 2013 8:03 am
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Latest Funny video: Don’t Let me down!! You will love it!!

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June 7, 2013 3:12 pm
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Your personality reveals when you undress………..!

  Amazing but true…. How you get undressed reveals your personality ……..!!   1) If you throw your clothes all over the place, you are a friendly, life-of-the- party type. You are free with your thoughts and opinions, not caring much about what others think of you. Your parents might think your room looks like a

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June 7, 2013 3:04 pm
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Five Finger Prayer!!………….Beautiful!!

  Five Finger Prayer      This is so neat. I had never heard this before. This is beautiful – and it is surely worth making the 5 finger prayer a part of our lives.  1. Your thumb is nearest you. So begin your prayers by praying for those closest to you. They are the easiest to remember. To

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June 4, 2013 1:05 am
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Year’s best comeback!

      If you ever testify in a Court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defence attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility …..      Q: 'Officer — did you see my client fleeing the

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June 3, 2013 3:36 pm
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Marketing concepts made easy…………….

      A Professor explaining marketing concepts to the Students :-     1.       You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" – That's Direct Marketing    2.       You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

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June 3, 2013 11:12 am
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Put the glass down!

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Olympic Symbol for 2016 – Rio de Janeiro

  Olympics 2016 Welcome Symbol – WOW!!! 2016 – Rio de Janeiro   " Solar City Tower ", built atop the island of Cotonduba will be the welcome symbol to the 2016 Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro .  It will be seen by the game visitors and participants as they arrive by air or water. 

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June 2, 2013 3:31 pm
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Interesting Trivia – Increase Ur GK………..

If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on the right side of your mouth.    To make half a kilo of honey, bees must collect nectar from over 2 million individual flowers   Heroin is the brand name of morphine once marketed by 'Bayer'.   Communications giant Nokia was founded

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June 2, 2013 1:47 pm
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Eleven Things Germier Than Toilet Seats : Be Aware!!

        11 Things Germier Than Toilet Seats People are understandably squeamish about public restrooms. But the same people are probably regularly interacting with surfaces that have far more germs and overall icky-ness than your average public toilet seat. For example:   1. Hotel/Motel Bedspread Items like the sheets, hotels and motels do

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June 2, 2013 12:50 pm
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Socialism Explained

  Socialism Explained: Simple Analogy      An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before but had once failed an entire class.   That class had insisted that socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a

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Kids and their Innocent Roles

                                                       

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May 27, 2013 1:44 pm
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Love the Irish..!

    Love the Irish     McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.   When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave,  "S'cuse me", said a customer, who was puzzled over what

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May 9, 2013 5:23 pm
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Women…!!!

    Women   By the time God made woman, he was into His sixth day of Working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And God answered, "Have you seen My spec sheet on her?    She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,

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May 9, 2013 11:38 am
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Embracing imperfection!

      EMBRACING   IMPERFECTION       A  very touching story.. "When I was a little girl, my mom liked to make breakfast food for dinner every now and then. And I remember one night in particular when she had made breakfast after a long, hard day at work.   On that evening

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Don’t move an inch……….. just watch till the end. Amazing !

      How  human brain finds the CG ? Unbelievable !     http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=jJrzIdDUfT4&vq=medium              

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Glass of Milk……lovely story!

One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry.    He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened

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When a Soldier…………..

    WHEN A SOLDIER COMES HOME When a soldier comes home, he finds it hard….  ..to listen to his son whine about being bored.   …..to keep a straight face when people complain about potholes.    to be tolerant of people who complain about the hassle of getting ready for work.   …to be understanding when a

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May 3, 2013 5:30 am
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Brains of Britain….for laughs!

Watch video: Writing Essay В  В  В  UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC В 2)В В В  Jeremy Paxman: В  В What is another name for В ’Cherrypickers’ and ‘Cheesemongers’?.В  Contestant:В В  В Homosexuals.В  Jeremy Paxman: В  В No. They’re regiments in В the British Army who will be very upset with youВ  В  В В  BEG, BORROW OR STEAL В (BBC2)В В В  Jamie Theakston: В  В Where do you think

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May 2, 2013 11:22 pm
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WIFE FROM HELL…..!

  A Husband and wife had been arguing, when the husband , did not realize he was driving a bit to fast, was pulled over by a police officer for speeding  The officer says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'  The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control

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Just for today!

     

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April 29, 2013 4:46 am
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Cool ones!

  Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other. *********** Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test. *********** Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master 

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April 28, 2013 10:40 am
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She makes us proud!!

  A SENIOR MOMENT – I HOPE I HAVE THEM LIKE THIS!! A 98 year old woman in the UK wrote this to her bank.The bank manager thought it sufficiently amusing have it published in the Times. Lets hope he also did the right thing by his customer.    Dear Sir,   I am writing

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April 24, 2013 2:20 am
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The Most Unusual McDonald’s Locations in the World

 

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April 23, 2013 4:27 pm
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The art of “working out”. Literally!!

        The art of "working out"   So here's a program of strenuous activities that does not require much physical exercise.   01) Beating around the bush   02) Jumping to conclusions   03) Climbing the walls   04) Swallowing your pride   05) Passing the buck   06) Throwing your weight

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April 23, 2013 4:25 pm
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Why are we stressed?

Yesterday, I was driving, and the FM radio went off for few seconds. I thought, I should have an iPod. Then suddenly I realized that I have not used my iPod in last 6 months. And then… more things, Handy cam in last 2 years, Digital Camera in last 2 months, DVD player in last

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Fengshui

15 Golden Fengshui Tips for the Home   1) There should be no shoes or slippers lying around outside the main door of every house. Remove it if you can. Allow that space at the main door to be free and clear. Now, allow me to tell you why. The chi (energy) rides with the

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April 23, 2013 3:07 pm
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NEVER TOO LATE TOO LEARN THIS!

  Why One is 1 and Two is 2..???????-(Must See)                                                            

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April 19, 2013 9:25 am
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Divorce Letter – Brilliant !!

Dear Wife,     I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for  seven years and I have nothing to show for it.  These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and

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Interesting co-incidence

History Mystery                                                                                                           

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April 16, 2013 3:38 pm
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Re-Living the Moments!

       

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April 16, 2013 11:21 am
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