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Your personality reveals when you undress………..!

  Amazing but true…. How you get undressed reveals your personality ……..!!   1) If you throw your clothes all over the place, you are a friendly, life-of-the- party type. You are free with your thoughts and opinions, not caring much about what others think of you. Your parents might think your room looks like a

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June 7, 2013 3:04 pm
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Admiral Lord Nelson…..great laugh!!!

    Nelson: "Order the signal, Hardy."   Hardy: "Aye, aye sir."   Nelson: "Hold on, that's not what I dictated to Flags. What's the meaning of this?"   Hardy: "Sorry sir?"   Nelson (reading aloud): "' England expects every person to do his or her duty, regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, religious persuasion

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June 4, 2013 4:35 am
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Year’s best comeback!

      If you ever testify in a Court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defence attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility …..      Q: 'Officer — did you see my client fleeing the

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June 3, 2013 3:36 pm
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Becoming Rich!

  Robert Kiyosaki's best selling book Rich Dad, poor Dad should be made the Bible of the financial world. Here are four points from the book on how to become rich: 1. The value of learning  Go back to your earliest memory. When you wanted to ride a bike on your street, the first thing you had to

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June 3, 2013 2:12 pm
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Marketing concepts made easy…………….

      A Professor explaining marketing concepts to the Students :-     1.       You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" – That's Direct Marketing    2.       You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

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June 3, 2013 11:12 am
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Must Read for fun!

    Statutory warning: I am not responsible for the damage done to your mental health, your social relationships, your image among peers or your job by reading this mail. Those with blood pressure, please avoid. But never mind read only once…The effects are cumulative!!   Q: Why is an elephant big, grey, and wrinkly?

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June 3, 2013 10:37 am
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Humour, Trivia

THE GOLF NUT…. GREAT ONE!

    GOLF NUT  John and Helen met while on vacation, and John fell head over heels  in   love with her. And after a couple of weeks in which John took Helen  out  that it was true love.     So…..on the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinner and had

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June 3, 2013 9:14 am
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A real naughty laugh!!

    A man checks into his hotel on a business trip and, feeling a bit lonely, he thought he'd call one of those girls advertised in phone booths when calling for a cab.   He looked in a phone booth near the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling herself Veronique, a

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June 3, 2013 6:12 am
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Humour, Naughty Ones

Dog’s Life

   

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June 3, 2013 5:43 am
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The Speeding Ticket

      Read This Slowly   Jack took a long look at his speedometer    Before slowing down: 73 in a 55 zone.  Fourth time in as many months..  How could a guy get caught so often?         When his car had slowed to 10 miles an hour, Jack pulled over, but

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June 3, 2013 3:02 am
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Inspirational, Story Time!

Put the glass down!

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ONLY THE ENGLISH COULD HAVE ………………

    ONLY THE ENGLISH COULD HAVE INVENTED THIS 'LANGUAGE'………   We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes, But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, Yet the plural of moose should never be meese. You may find a lone mouse

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June 2, 2013 4:28 pm
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Trivia

Can one be so creative..????

    One Dollar       One Dollar      Butterfly    One Dollar        Camera    Two Dollars             Battle Tank    Two Dollars        Chinese Dragon       One Dollar Crab    One Dollar        Dolphin    Two Dollars   Jacket   

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June 2, 2013 4:02 pm
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Olympic Symbol for 2016 – Rio de Janeiro

  Olympics 2016 Welcome Symbol – WOW!!! 2016 – Rio de Janeiro   " Solar City Tower ", built atop the island of Cotonduba will be the welcome symbol to the 2016 Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro .  It will be seen by the game visitors and participants as they arrive by air or water. 

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June 2, 2013 3:31 pm
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Intelligent Word-Play!

  1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. 4.

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June 2, 2013 2:03 pm
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Interesting Trivia – Increase Ur GK………..

If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on the right side of your mouth.    To make half a kilo of honey, bees must collect nectar from over 2 million individual flowers   Heroin is the brand name of morphine once marketed by 'Bayer'.   Communications giant Nokia was founded

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June 2, 2013 1:47 pm
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Miscellaneous, Trivia

Eleven Things Germier Than Toilet Seats : Be Aware!!

        11 Things Germier Than Toilet Seats People are understandably squeamish about public restrooms. But the same people are probably regularly interacting with surfaces that have far more germs and overall icky-ness than your average public toilet seat. For example:   1. Hotel/Motel Bedspread Items like the sheets, hotels and motels do

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June 2, 2013 12:50 pm
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World’s Easiest Quiz…

        WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ! (Passing requires only 3 correct answers out of 10!)      1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last ?   2) Which country makes Panama hats ?   3) From which animal do we get cat gut ?   4) In which month do Russians celebrate

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June 2, 2013 10:35 am
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Trivia

How Come Women are never depressed?…..!! Seriously!

      From a Woman in reply to Why men are never depressed:   Women can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.   A woman can never be blamed if it's wet on the floor around the toilet bowl.   If a woman cheats on her

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June 2, 2013 8:19 am
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Something New Maybe ?

   Eventually someone thinks of something new!     Impress your neighbours with Amazing Garage Door Covers!" A German firm called "Style Your Garage" – creates posters for garage doors that make it look as if it's actually showing the interior of your garage, and what's in it!   Prices range from $199 to $399

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June 2, 2013 7:02 am
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The $26 million yacht!.

The £17million yacht that comes with its own super-car this ultimate buy one-get-one-free offer has recently gone on the market attracting attention from all over the world.   Double trouble: The incredible 122ft super-yacht comes with its own super car           But even if you could afford to buy;   the company

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June 2, 2013 5:03 am
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Socialism Explained

  Socialism Explained: Simple Analogy      An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before but had once failed an entire class.   That class had insisted that socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a

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3 Minutes of Pure Inspiration!!

    Dear All,  It almost sounds too simple to feel important, but one word…gratitude, can change your attitude, and thus your life, forever. Sarah Breathnach said it best… "When we choose not to focus on what is missing from our lives but are grateful for the abundance that's present… We experience heaven on earth."

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June 2, 2013 3:36 am
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BEAUTIFUL ANIMATION

         

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June 2, 2013 3:36 am
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Life’s Little Book…

    From Life's Little Book……………….   Have a firm handshake.  Look people in the eye.  Sing in the shower.  Own a great stereo sys.  If in a fight, hit first and hit hard.  Keep secrets.  Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday.  Always accept an outstretched hand.  Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be.

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June 2, 2013 3:31 am
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Tax System explained in beer

  Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay $1. The sixth would pay

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June 2, 2013 3:06 am
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Humour, Trivia

Watermelons & Eggs

  These are truly incredible. You'll love the cool watermelons,  but you'll be blown away by the eggs!      'A true friend is someone who knows you're  a good egg even if you're a little cracked.'  

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June 2, 2013 1:31 am
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Kids and their Innocent Roles

                                                       

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May 27, 2013 1:44 pm
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Puns for Educated Minds……

        1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.      2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .      3. She was only a

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May 10, 2013 1:15 am
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Trivia

Love the Irish..!

    Love the Irish     McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.   When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave,  "S'cuse me", said a customer, who was puzzled over what

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May 9, 2013 5:23 pm
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Women…!!!

    Women   By the time God made woman, he was into His sixth day of Working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And God answered, "Have you seen My spec sheet on her?    She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,

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May 9, 2013 11:38 am
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Embracing imperfection!

      EMBRACING   IMPERFECTION       A  very touching story.. "When I was a little girl, my mom liked to make breakfast food for dinner every now and then. And I remember one night in particular when she had made breakfast after a long, hard day at work.   On that evening

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People are often………

    People are often unreasonable & self centered-forgive them anyway;   If you are honest, people may cheat you-be honest anyway;   If you find happiness, people may be jealous-be happy anyway;   The good you do today may be forgotten tomorrow-do good anyway;   The people you care for may not appreciate your

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May 9, 2013 2:02 am
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Don’t move an inch……….. just watch till the end. Amazing !

      How  human brain finds the CG ? Unbelievable !     http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=jJrzIdDUfT4&vq=medium              

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Glass of Milk……lovely story!

One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry.    He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened

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Why are we stressed?

      Yesterday, I was driving, and the FM radio went off for few seconds. I thought, I should have an iPod. Then suddenly I realized that I have not used my iPod in last 6 months. And then… more things, Handy cam in last 2 years, Digital Camera in last 2 months, DVD

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May 6, 2013 12:20 pm
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Inspirational

When a Soldier…………..

    WHEN A SOLDIER COMES HOME When a soldier comes home, he finds it hard….  ..to listen to his son whine about being bored.   …..to keep a straight face when people complain about potholes.    to be tolerant of people who complain about the hassle of getting ready for work.   …to be understanding when a

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May 3, 2013 5:30 am
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Brains of Britain….for laughs!

Watch video: Writing Essay В  В  В  UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC В 2)В В В  Jeremy Paxman: В  В What is another name for В ’Cherrypickers’ and ‘Cheesemongers’?.В  Contestant:В В  В Homosexuals.В  Jeremy Paxman: В  В No. They’re regiments in В the British Army who will be very upset with youВ  В  В В  BEG, BORROW OR STEAL В (BBC2)В В В  Jamie Theakston: В  В Where do you think

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May 2, 2013 11:22 pm
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WIFE FROM HELL…..!

  A Husband and wife had been arguing, when the husband , did not realize he was driving a bit to fast, was pulled over by a police officer for speeding  The officer says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'  The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control

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Unusual Buildings from Around the World

  1. The public library in Kansas City, USA   .        2. Atomium in Brussels, Belgium     3. Milwaukee Art Museum (Museum of Art, Milwaukee). Milwaukee, USA       4. Church of Hallgrimur (Lutheran Church) in Reykjavik, Iceland                        

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April 29, 2013 2:19 pm
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