Matrimonial Ads with an “urge” !!

By on October 21, 2017, in Miscellaneous

Matrimonial Ads

 
    
FISHERMAN

    Wife wanted, must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish. 
    Must have own boat with motor. Please send photograph of motorboat. 


    
SALESMAN

    Once in a lifetime offer, to get yourself the original, genuine article.
    One of the most handsome and smartest bachelor’s around is now looking
    for a wife. And you could be the lucky one he chooses! Has own house, 
    car and successful career! 


    
ECONOMIST
    I am in demand of a wife. Supply is great though my requirements are
    high. However the Elasticity of my demands should not bear too heavy a
    burden upon the national interest.


    
MATHEMATICIAN
    Wife required to complete the formula of my life. Must be numerate and
    understand complex algebraic logarithms. Needed to help further my
    family unit.

    IT CONSULTANT

    Well there is definite room for improvement in my life. The speed of my
    current flows of information and processes is slowing down and the
    injection of a wife into my life is bound to improve efficiency. 
    Compatibility could be an issue.

    BUSINESS MAN 

    Wife wanted for company. 

    
POLITICIAN
    I feel there is a need in this world, to improve the ways we live, to
    harmonize the processes of life and to build upon past differences and
    short comings. I believe that we the people need someone to share our 
    lives. To feel the joys of parent hood, and bear the social
    responsibilities, as we should in a civilized society……………..
    (etc etc and never getting to the point)


    
CAR DEALER
    Wanted a sturdy, reliable, low depreciating wife. Should be in 
    excellent working condition.

    FARMER
   Wanted a wife from good stock. Required for breeding.
    LAWYER

    I hereby propose to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the 
    post of wife after marriage. The person whom I’m looking for should be
    strictly -a girl. The girl should be strictly a girl, with evidence to 
    support this view that she is a girl. The girl should be willing to
    surrender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord i.e. Myself. Any
    objections would be overruled and will not be sustained. Apply in 
    limited confidence as all liabilities are null and void in the event of
    failure on our part of any kind whatsoever. 

     PILOT

    Wife required to complete my life. Please only level headed applicants.
    She must not have her heads in the clouds, but have her feet firmly on
    the ground. Her heart must be in it for the long haul. And she 
    absolutely must also be aerodynamically sound!!! 


    
BANKER
    Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service.

    
SHAAYAR

    Burri muddat keh baad eik arazoo jaagi hai, Key hum bee shaadi shooda 
    ho jaayeh, Kya bahaana shaadi karaney ka…………… joh kurrey sarey
    sarey, Yeah mai butaatah hoon ……… Kyoon key yaroo ub khud ghur 
    keh kaam hotah nahee sarey sarey. 


    
ACCOUNTANT
    Required a girl – 5’8′ & 36′ 24′ 36′ with a good head for figures. She
    must be averse to making unnecessary expenditure and her very nature
    should be one of generating as few expenses in my life as possible. She 
    should profit from a nice personality and be a credit to her family.


    
SHARABI

    Wanted a girl. Girl’s father should preferably have a drinks factory. I
    am an occasional alcoholic who drinks only when friends come round.
    Friends come round only seven times a week. Girl preferred who can 
    carry me from bar to ghar-bar. Meet personally in a bar or send drinks for
    trial. Sample should be ample. 


    
MINICAB DRIVER
    Hello! Hello! number 9 calling. This is number 9 I’m calling from base,
    wife is needed to pick me up. Driving license not necessary, but
    map reading skills are a bonus.


    
BEGGAR

    Allah kay naam peh koi eik biwi dey dey, Doosrey kee nahi to upni hee 
    dey dey, Allah terah bullah kurrey, Tujhey eik key badley doh dey dey,
    Hillery hogi toh Monika bhi dey dey! 


    
BUILDER
    Wanted a wife to help build upon the foundations of my life. Must be
    homely and willing to build relationship from the ground up.


    
DOCTOR
    I am looking for a wife to cure the emptiness in my life. However if 
    you feel the need for a second opinion then it’s fine by me.


    
ARMY COMMANDO

    My mission in life is to find myself the perfect wife. Successful
    applicants must be able to use a penknife and a compass. She who dares
    wins. Camouflage provided. 


    
RACE CAR DRIVER

    A model wife required to fit in with my fast track life. Must be able 
    to keep pace!

    ASTRONAUT
    I’m searching for a wife to fill the space in my life. Someone to share
    my universe. Must have looks that are out of this world!

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