THE GOLF NUT…. GREAT ONE!

 

 

GOLF NUT

 John and Helen met while on vacation, and John fell head over heels  in 
 love with her. And after a couple of weeks in which John took Helen  out 
that it was true love. 
 
 So…..on the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinner and had a serious talk about how the relationship would continue. "It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut," John  said to his new- found lady friend… "I eat, sleep and breathe  golf, so if that's going to be a problem, you'd better say so now!" 
 
Helen took a deep breath and responded: "Since we're being honest  with each other, here goes ….. you need to know that I'm a hooker." "I see," John replied. "That's a problem, for sure." He  spent some time looking down at the table, deep in thought. Then he  said, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off." 
 

 

 


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