Marketing concepts made easy…………….

 
 
 
A Professor explaining marketing concepts to the Students :- 
 
 1.       You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" – That's Direct Marketing 
 
2.       You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich.. Marry him." – That's Advertising 
 
3.       You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." – That's Telemarketing 
 
4.       You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" – That's Public Relations 
 
5.       You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" – That's Brand Recognition 
 
6.       You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. – That's Customer Feedback 
 
7.       You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. – That's demand and supply gap 
 
8.       You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him – That's competition eating into your market share 
 
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. – That's restriction for entering new markets! 

 


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