How Come Women are never depressed?…..!! Seriously!
Women can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
A woman can never be blamed if it's wet on the floor around the toilet bowl.
If a woman cheats on her spouse everyone will assume it's because she was being emotionally neglected.
Women are capable of doing at least two different things to a passable standard at the same time.
Women live longer than men.
Women collect both pensions, all the insurance, and live an extra decade!
Women don't feel uncomfortable with gay waiters or hairdressers.
A woman can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
Women know the truth about whether size matters…
If a woman forgets to shave, no-one has to know.
Women are capable of going longer than five minutes without thinking about either sex or sports.
A woman can congratulate her team-mate without ever touching her rear.
Women don't have to worry about catching anything important in their zipper.
If a woman cries, she's sensitive; if a man cries, he's a wimp.
Women know who their children are without having a DNA test.
It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mummy's boy.
Women aren't covered with hair like shag carpeting.
Women know exactly which buttons to push to get exactly what they want.
Women don't think reading the manual is a betrayal of all what their species stands for.
Get caught speeding? Cleavage!
Earn three times what your date earns and rest assured he'll pay for dinner.
The price of an engagement ring went from 2 weeks salary to 3 months, but a dowry is considered barbarically old-fashioned.
The wardrobe is all yours, his clothes fit under the sink.
Women can blame hours of shopping on wedding plans and a 60 pound weight gain on pregnancy, and people believe them!
Women CAN get pregnant, and feel life growing inside of them, men only feel gas.
Women bathrooms have chatting (Men think they are actually there to pee).
Women make believe they need another bathroom less icky, but they actually want to get closer to the mall and bully a man into shopping all day, claims of lack of hygiene are female tool!
Women can make a man do anything if they wear the right dress and say the right phrase.
Women can fake a female problem and stay home a few days a month from work, the boss doesn't want to know the details.
Women can stare at every man in the room and their husband won't know.
Women's heels can make them appear taller, men need insole lifts!
Women always have female friends willing to examine everything their man did lately.
Both can get to the bottom of the most difficult to explain cases for free and without a profesional.
Women know stuff about color matching and come prepared every where they go!
Women can get men to open jars and do the heavy lifting just by faking weakness.
If it's the middle of the night most people will open the door to a woman compared to a man, they are not a menace!
Women know how to fix, arrange, clean and organize anything!
The divorce judge always goes in a woman's favor, specially if they cry.
Women can blow their husband's entire paycheck and blame it on the hairstylist.
Women can wear pants yet men can't wear skirts!!!!
And last but by no means least…
Women may be moody but when they want sex they have a 99.9% of getting it, chances are someone will oblige! No need to beg, pay or cry!